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Chiste de pepito

Written by jamm on Mar 25th, 2008 | Filed under: Chistes


DE PEPITO………
La maestra divide el curso en dos partes: a un lado los más inteligentes y en el otro lado los más, tontos, pero recordó que si dejaba a pepito del lado de los tontos iba a estar contestando puras tonterias y para equilibrar la cosa mandó a PEPITO para el lado de los inteligentes.

Primera pregunta, dice la maestra:
- ¿Quién descubrió América?

Salta una de las inteligentes:
- ¡CRISTOBAL COLON, Profesora!

Responde la profesora:
- ¡Muy bien!

Salta PEPITO:
- ¡Una a cero, vamos ganando imbeciles!

Segunda pregunta. Dice la maestra
- ¿Cuál es el órgano más importante del cuerpo?

Salta otra de las inteligentes:
- ¡EL CORAZON, Profesora!

Responde la profe:
- ¡muy bien!

Salta PEPITO:
- Dos a cero, ¡a huevo les vamos a ganar a estos ilusos!

La maestra ya se estaba enfadando con la actitud de PEPITO, y dice:
- Jovencito, se para y se sale!

PEPITO responde:
- El Pito, profesora, y tres a cero weyes ¡le vamos a ganar !

Vuelve la profe:
- ¡PEPITO, por favor, se sale y no vuelve a entrar!

PEPITO responde:
- LA MIERDA, profesora, cuatro a cero. ¡Creo que les vamos a ganar a estos
pendejos !

Vuelve la profe:
- ¡PEPITO, SE SALE Y NO VUELVE POR UN MES!

- PEPITO responde:
- LA REGLA profesora, cinco a cero estupiditos y Estamos a punto de ganar weyes

Grita la profesora desesperada,
- ¡PEPITO, se va y no vuelve mas!

Y Grita PEPITO:
- La virginidad profesora…GANAMOS a huevo pendejitos nos fuimos
invictos… jajajaja


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