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Chiste de tecnoligía

Written by jamm on Mar 25th, 2008 | Filed under: Chistes


La Tecnología ‘idiotiza’….. (sin ofender)

Estar en el 2007 implica que..

1. Accidentalmente tecleas tu password en el microondas.

2. Ya no has jugado solitario con cartas verdaderas en años.

3. Tienes una lista de 15 números telefónicos para ubicar a tu familia
de sólo 3 miembros

4. Le envías un E-mail al que se sienta junto a ti.

5. La razón que tienes para no estar en contacto con tu familia es por
que ellos no tienen correo electrónico.

6.Te quedas atorado en el tráfico y usas tu celular para ver quien
esta en tu casa.

7. Cada comercial de la televisión tiene su página de Internet en la
parte de abajo.

9. Salir sin celular, el cual no habías tenido los primeros 20 años,
te hace entrar en pánico y regresar por el.

10. Te levantas en la mañana y te conectas antes de tomar tu café.

11. Ya no cuentas chistes… ahora le das REENVIAR ..

12. Estas volteando alrededor para que nadie te vea que estas
sonriendo como estúpido enfrente de tu pc.

13. Peor que eso, ya sabes perfectamente a quien le vas a enviar este correo.

14. Estas tan idiotizado leyendo que no te fijaste que falto el numero
8 en esta lista. (idiota)

15. Y ahora te regresaste para ver efectivamente que no esta el numero
8. (otra vez eres un idiota)

16. Y ahora te estas riendo de ti mismo. ¿porque sera? (pss por idiota)

17. y no digas que no!!! … hazle pasar un momento divertido a tus
amigos, reenvíalo y si no lo haces no te preocupes no te pasara nada.


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