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REGIOMONTANO

Written by jamm on Feb 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Chistes


Llega un regiomontano a la casa de su compadre y al tocar la
puerta grita: (IMPORTANTE EL ACENTO NORTEÑO)

- “Quihubooo…. inche compadre!”.

La comadre le abre y dice:

- “Juan esta en el baño”.

Y ahí va el compadre al baño, entra y está el compadre a toda madre en un jacuzzi.

Y el compadre sorprendido dice:

“¡PERO COMPADRE… QUE ES ESA CHINGADERA??”

- “Ah como será wey compadre..! “Es un jacuzzi…”

- “Ah chingáo?…Y dónde lo compró?”


- “Mire, llame a este número y allí se lo venden”.

Y el compadre habla y les dice: - “Quiero una cosa como la de mi compadre”.

- “Y quien es su compadre? ”

- “Roberto Ortega Carrillo…. y le dicen “El Charro”, lo conocen al wey?”

(recuerden el acento regiomontano)

- “Ah si, y usted quiere un jacuzzi! Le cuesta $2,500.00 dólares”

- “QUÉEE?…. no habrá otra cosa mas barata…?”

- “Pos…..una tina”.

- Y cuanto vale?

- $ 250.00 dólares.

- Ay wey!!!! “Bueno, pos la compro que ingaos”.

- Está bien…. “Luego se la mandamos”.

Pasa un mes y la tina no llega, y el compadre desesperado le
habla al Charro y le pregunta que qué pedo con lo que pidió? y el
compadre le dice:

- “Les tiene que mandar un telegrama de reclamo compadre.”

Va el compadre a Telégrafos y llena un telegrama donde pone:

“Miren hijos de su rechingada madre! Quiero mi pinche tina ahora mismo”.

Lo entrega al despachador de telégrafos y éste le dice al compadrito:

- “Son $180 varos !”

- “QUÉEEE??? estás endejo o que?????”

- “Es que son muchas letras y por cada letra se cobra 15 varos!

- “Está bien, haré otro” Y pone solo una i.

A la semana le hablan los de la tienda:

- “Señor Jose Garza,?

- “Si… Chema Garza… Cabrón!

- Usted nos mandó un telegrama?

- “Sí, porqué?”.

- “Es que no le entendemos, solo tiene una letra”.

- “Ah, si?…. Y que letra es?”.

- “Una i.”

- “Y qué tipo de i? ”

- “i latina.”

- “Ahi tá… endejos!!!: Y LA TINA?? ………….

- Ónde chingáos está caones??



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