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Sabiduría judía: Casamiento arreglado (Chiste)

Written by jamm on Jul 14th, 2008 | Filed under: Chistes


Moshe dice a su hijo: Hijo, quiero que te cases con una dama que ya escogí.

El hijo responde: Pero padre, yo quiero escoger a mi mujer.

Moshe dice a su hijo:Mi querido hijo, ella es hija de Bill Gates.

El hijo responde: Bueno, en ese caso acepto.

Entonces Moshe se reune con Bill Gates …

Moshe dice a Bill Gates:Bill, ya tengo al marido ideal para su hija.

Bill Gates responde: Pero mi hija es muy joven aún para casarse.

Moshe dice a Bill Gates: Tal vez, pero este joven es el Vicepresidente del Banco Mundial.

Bill Gates responde: En ese caso, creo que lo podemos arreglar. Trato hecho, convenceré a mi hija para que acepte al muchacho.

Finalmente, Moshe se reúne con el Presidente del Banco Mundial…..

Moshe: Señor Presidente, tengo a un joven recomendado para ocupar el cargo de Vicepresidente de este banco..

Presidente: Pero ya tengo muchos vicepresidentes, inclusive más de los que son necesarios realmente.

Moshe: Lo que pasa es que este joven es el yerno de Bill Gates.

Presidente: En ese caso….considérelo contratado.

ASI SE HACEN LOS NEGOCIOS !!!!



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