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!!!!! ! Sin ofender a ‘naiden’ ….Ah razaaaa…!!!!! Norteño???

Written by jamm on Jan 24th, 2008 | Filed under: Chistes


Un Norteño de nombre Hilario decide buscar trabajo en una tienda departamental en un Centro Comercial de Sonora. Se entrevista con el gerente
de recursos humanos y este le pregunta:
‘¿Tienes alguna experiencia en Ventas?’
A lo que Hilario responde: ‘Si, jale un tiempo en el
tianguis de La 300 vendiendo ropa.’
> Al gerente le cayó en gracia el norteño y lo contrata.
empiezas mañana.
A la hora del cierre te vengo a ver para saber cómo te fué.
El primer día de trabajo fue duro, pero Hilario sale airoso.
Al finalizar el día, el gerente baja y le pregunta:
‘¿Cuántas ventas hiciste hoy’?
Hilario responde ‘Una solita patrón’
‘¿Una sola?’ le dice el gerente medio enojado. ‘Nuestro
personal hace en promedio 25-30 ventas al día.
Haber dime ¿de cuánto fue la venta’?
‘Un millón de pesos’ le dice Hilario.
‘¿Comoooo? Un millón!,……… ¿qué le vendiste?’

‘Primero le vendí un anzuelo pequeño. Después le vendí un anzuelo mediano.
Después uno grande. Después le vendí una caña de pescar
nueva y un carrete especial.
Después le pregunté a donde iba a ir a pescar y me dijo que a San Carlos.
Así es que le dije que iba a necesitar un bote,
y lo llevé a la sección de botes y le vendí uno con motor
doble, fuera de borda, con doble vivero con aireadores, sonar, radio de frecuencia civil,
radio con CD, doble hielera y demás.
Después me dijo que su Nissan Sentra no iba a poder con el bote, así es que lo llevé a la sección de autos y le vendí una Explorer 4X4.
El jefe visiblemente impresionado por las aptitudes del
norteño, le pregunta:
Así que un pescador novato vino acá a comprar un anzuelo y tú le vendiste un bote y una 4X4?
A lo que Hilario le responde: ‘No patrón. La verdad es que el pelado vino a comprar Tampax pa’su mujer y le dije:
‘Compadre, ya que estás jodido pa’l fin de semana….. ¿por qué no te vas a pescar?’
Así somos de chingones !!!

AJUA !!! ….. y arriba el NORTE……..!!!!!!! y si no pues chequen el hinche mapa..

El norteño no saluda: te dice ‘ que pedo guey’.
El norteño no tiene amigos: tiene compadres.
El norteño no se cae: se da un chingazo.
El norteño no se burla: te agarra de carrilla.
El norteño no te señala estás equivocado, te dice: ‘estás
jodido’.
El norteño no se lanza: se avienta.
El norteño no se baña: se da un regaderazo.
El norteño no se molesta: se encabrona.
El norteño no te golpea: te revienta el hocico.
El norteño no te ordena: te manda… a huevo.
El norteño no sufre de diarrea: sufre de chorrillo.
El norteño no sale corriendo: sale en chinga.
El norteño no toma siestas: se hecha una jeta.
El norteño no ríe hasta mas no poder: se caga de la risa
El norteño no va rápido: va hecho la chingada.
El norteño no te rechaza: te manda a la chingada.
El norteño no toma: se pone pedo.
El norteño no es destacado: es una pinche riata.
El norteño no pide que lo lleven: pide in raid.
El norteño no es un tipo alegre: es un tipo con madre.
El norteño no es un tipo tremendo: es un chingón.


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