Transito y el Papa (Chiste)
nota: leerlo en tono chilango
Durante su visita a México el Papa, cansado de
tanto protocolo y alabanza se decide romper un
rato las reglas.
Cuando sube a la limusina para uno de
los traslados no públicos, le dice al chofer:
‘Hijo mío… tengo ganas de romper un poco el protocolo…
¿serías tan gentil de dejarme manejar mientras tu te
pasas atrás para descansar?’
Nadie puede negarle algo al Papa ¿verdad?
Y aquí vamos, con el Papa al volante y el chofer sentado atrás
en una enorme limusina de vidrios polarizados.
Un poco olvidado del arte de conducir, el Papa va por una de las avenidas
principales de México, DF y se va pasando altos, con exceso de
velocidad,tumbando botes de basura y haciendo poco caso
a las señales de tránsito.
Se le pega una patrulla y lo detiene.
El Papa baja su ventana, y al verlo el policía se
asombra y sin decir nada regresa a su vehículo,
toma la radio y se produce el siguiente diálogo:
Patrullero: ‘Patrulla #505 a Central, cambio’
Central: ‘Si, oficial, qué sucede? cambio’
Patrullero: ‘He detenido a un cuate que parece
muy influyente y poderoso y no se cómo proceder. Cambio’
Central: ‘Pues haga lo común y quítele una lana,cambio’
Patrullero: ‘No, es que este cuate ha de ser
influyente de a ma…. y no me quiero meter en problemas, cambio’
Central: ‘Ah carajo, que es un narco o qué? cambio’
Patrullero: ‘¡No, hombre, mucho más pesado que
cualquier narco! cambio’
Central: ‘Ah, qué es de los Gortari o qué? cambio’
Patrullero: ‘¡No, no manches pareja, los Gortari
le vienen guangos a este señor!’
Central: ‘A Chingáo, ¿pues quièn carajos es?’
Patrullero: ‘Pues no sé, pero… se me hace que es DIOS, cambio…’
Central: ‘Compañero: ¡Está Usted borracho! como que DIOS, ¿por qué
lo dice?’
Patrullero: ‘Pos nomás calcúlale güey…¡¡¡ trae al PAPA
de chofer!!!’
jajaja muy buen chiste xD !!!
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